>Six Weeks Without Sleep

> Welcome to the Baby X Games! Round One: X-treme Sleep Deprivation!

“He doesn’t look like me,” Hubs announced for the zillionth time as we peered at Bruiser in his bouncer. “I’m pretty sure you had an affair with Charlie Brown.”

“He does too look like you,” I said. “He has your eye crinkles.”

“He has a round face like yours,” Hubs said after a moment. “Round as a gigantic white moon.”

“My face isn’t round!” I yelped. “It’s oval. You’re the one with the big round head. Your head is basically like a beach ball that needs a little air.”

“Well, your face is like a moldy wheel of government cheese,” Hubs declared. “Anyway, my face is oval, too.”

“Oval like an egg with some dried chicken shit where your nose should be,” I nodded. “Exactly.”

Hubs laughed. “At least my face doesn’t look like a balloon that someone left in the men’s port-o-potty at a kids carnival.”

I had to think fast. “That’s because your face looks like a wagon wheel stuck in cow manure,” I responded brilliantly. Damn, I was good.

Lindsay: 1
Hubs: 0

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