Bad Santa 2010
You know Christmas can’t come and go without a Bad Santa post here on Suburban Turmoil! So without further adieu, here you go- The worst Santas I could come up with for 2010!
Tanning-Bed-Fail Santa
I’ll-have-another-round-of-eggnog Santa
The-other-elf-looked-worse Santa
Brazilian Santa
Forgot-my-Depends-again Santa
The Littlest Santa
We-use-bad-elves-for-kindling Santa
Kids-dig-my-black-tooth Santa
Keep-crying-and-I’ll-squeeze-even-harder Santa
Oops-forgot-to-mention-my-bum-knee Santa
No-I-don’t-know-Mr.-Schwartz Santa
They-call-me-‘The-Dislocator‘ Santa
Making-very-sure-you-can-see-both-my-hands-AT-ALL-TIMES Santa
Where’s-my-dang-hemorrhoid-cushion Santa
……..
Pretty-sure-this-one-just pooted Santa
You-think-YOU-want-to-cry Santa
Why-oh-why-did-I-turn-down-that-Walmart-greeter-job Santa
Want to see more bad Santas? OF COURSE YOU DO. Check out my Bad Santa posts from 2006, 2007, 2008 and 2009!
Thanks to Tara for the Bozo picture and Spoiled Wifey for the beardless Santa pic!
[…] Bad Santa 5 […]