Hi! I'm Lindsay Ferrier. You might remember me from a blog called Suburban Turmoil. Well, a lot has changed since I started that blog in 2005. My kids grew up, I got a divorce, and I finally left the suburbs for the heart of Nashville, where I feel like I truly belong. I have no idea what the future will hold and you know what? I'm okay with that. Thrilled, actually. It was time for something totally different.
July 6, 2007
>Some people would drunk blog right now, having just returned home from an anniversary date night and having imbibed an orangetini on top of a glass of wine on top of a (my sigrnature tdrink) Frnech martini.
But I refuse to do what everybdoy else would do in my situation and I refuse to drunk blog right now. Because that is so tacky. Drunk bloggging. What would your kids say? It is siending a messag e to the kids that i chose not to participate in sendign. Anywone who would blog rdrunk nereds to really take a good luck at themselves inthe morror and ask themselves, “Ist his what would make Jesus happy? No. I don’t think so. Jesus woudl not be happy with my drunk blogging.” Which is exactly why I refuse to participagte in it now, thank you very much. I didn ot grow up in a Chirstian home for nothing. I do not get drunk. ANd if I were to get drunk, you’d better believe, I would not drunk blgo.
A wise man wonce said, “A rolling stone gahrers no moss.” I don’t know how that applies in my case, but I’m pretty sure it has something to do with staying sober while blogging. We might even consider applying to Congress to write a bill in which bliggong while drunk is illegal. I think that would be highly appropsriate.
In conclusion, I would like to appeal toall yall to stay sober while blogging. Our nation’s, nay, our world’s future depends on it. Find a designanted blogger if you’re planning on getting lit and writing afterwards. I thanka you for your supprot.
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>Nope on the bangs.You’ll wear them for the rest of your life when you get those forehead lines.And I smell some Pump & Dump in your future.But I bet it was worth it!
>what is soo frekken scary is i could read and understand evey word of this post…
>ps:yes get the bangsnope dont do them yourself
>Cutting your bangs yourself after cocktails is right up there with Drunk Dialing-something you will only regret the next day (and days to follow). I do enjoy a good drunk blog though…..
>Yes! on the bangs.And yes, you can do them yourself. Just with a decent pair of scissors. Just not drunk 🙂
>FUNNY!!
>Congratulations on your anniversary!Maybe let someone else cut the bangs?
>Omigosh–I came here to catch up on your blog *right after* drunk blogging myself : )Happy anniversary and maybe put the scissors away for a few hours : )
>TOTALLY CRACKING ME UP!
>Something is wrong with women who do their own hair…(didn’t you see Steel Magnolias?)
>I would have to say NO on bangs, because I have been there, done that… twice.If you like wearing your hair down all the time and don’t mind it getting in your face, tickling your nose, and hanging in front of your eyes, then maybe you won’t mind bangs.But if you have a life and frequently wear your hair in a ponytail or bun, then bangs are going to drive you nuts.AND if you do decide to get bangs, don’t cut them yourself. I tried that once too… Just go someplace, spend the $15-25 and have someone cut them for you.Bangs are a big decision because once it’s that short, it looks funny when you finally decide you are sick of them and start growing them out. They are a pain for like 2 years…Good luck!!!
>Love the post :)I did the long side-swept bangs thing a few months ago and LOVE it. But don’t do it yourself – and go to someone you really trust to do it…
>Too Cute!I’d maybe try very long bangs first, see how you like them? I’m currently growing mine out and hating my hair. It really depends on how much time your willing to spend on doing your hair every day, bangs demand attention! They refuse to be ignored, and can sometimes have really bad attitudes. -Charity
>You just made me spew coffee all over my desk!And nope on the bangs – drunk hair-cutting is even worse than drunk blogging.
>Brilliant! And you should always make hair decisions while buzzed. What do you think keeps America’s tattoo artists employed?
>Haha, I just like to *blame* some posts on Drunk Blogging! 🙂
>Bangs = yes! Cut them yourself = yes!
>Isn’t drunk blogging right up there with drunk texting? And I guess I’m the only one who thought you were joking about the bangs! Just in case, though – NOOOO! Don’t do it! You’ll regret it the very next day, I promise.
>No bangs…and do not cut them yourself.
>Thank goodness you stayed away from the keyboard in the drunken state. LOL
>*snort* Making hair decisions while drunk is up there with drunk blogging. There should be laws. Write to your congressmen today.
>Don’t do it! I wanted long, side swept bangs and the hairdresser cut me a nice thick set of 80’s inspired ones. Ack!!! I really, really wish I hadn’t had it done.
>Yahoo! Drunk blogging, bring it on.
>I thought you should have been drunk blogging on your birthday…glad you finally did it. BTW that must have been sort of hard to type out. Didn’t your fingers really want to type the “correct” spelling. Yep, on the bangs. Hell, try something new. If you don’t like it of course they’ll grow out.I’m sure you could work a lot of different styles w/your naturally beautymous face.
>Drunk blogging is one thing….hair cutting while drunk is yet quite another. Oy, I’m sayin’ no to the bangs at this time. I’m just sayin’…that’s my vote! 😉
>I’m the second one then – I thought (and still do) she was teasing about the bangs.But the orangetini sounds yummy!
>No bangs. You have a beautiful forehead.
>I can’t think of anything that would make Jesus happier than to read this post.
>You drukn bolg better tham I blog sobre.
>Whew! Training and experience have paid off! Via experience I knew, before ever clicking over to your blog here, to (a) put down my cup, and then (b) put it far, far away from all things electronic (namely, computer and keyboard), and finally (c) to make sure I was seated firmly and squarely in my chair (not leaning back on two legs as I tend to do). Only due to all the above are all electronic things not shorted out, and I am not currently in the hospital! My freaking sides, however, are beyond sore and aching from laughing so hard!!!!
>If you do get bangs, DO NOT do that by yourself. Step away from the scissors. Trust me.
>lamo!
>I’ve got nothing to say. I’m laughing so hard right now!No on the bangs. 😉
>hmmmm anniversary on july 5th, thats mine too. and a big N-O on the bangs.
>and then i read the next post, hmmm anniversary is on the 4th not 5th. sorry. happy annivrsary anyways. maybe next time i’ll read more before commenting.
>Don’t get bangs. Trust me. I made the mistake a few months ago and now they are growing out again and in that annoying in-between stage and won’t stay out of my eyes.I’m glad you rose above and abstained from drunk blogging. 😉
>Don’t get bangs! Is it too late? I got them a few years ago and they are so freakin’ high maintenance. They are still not grown all the way back. Wah.P.S. Congrats on your anniversary!
>I’m not cutting bangs. I liked the first comment on this subject the best- I’ll have to wear them in not-too-many years from now if I don’t want to go the Botox route… Why cut them now when I don’t have to?Thanks for all your advice!
>I love it. I was that drunk the other night. I never would have though of drunk blogging.
>No no no on the bangs. Especially not if you cut them yourself. They’ll be too long or too short or too uneven and you will have to keep cutting them forever unless you want to grow them out – which takes longer than you can possibly believe. So no – since you asked.(I have so been there – betcha couldn’t tell, though, from my unbiased comments.)