>Air Bubble, A Play in One Act

>HIM: Do you want me to throw away the rest of that queso?

HER: No.

HIM: I’ll throw it away for you.

HER: No you won’t, because the trash can’s too full.

HIM: Hey now. I empty that trashcan every day.

HER: Well, you didn’t do it today, now, did you?

HIM: It’s hard to keep up with you and your trash.

HER: (stomps off)

HER: (stomps back into kitchen)

HER: Sometimes I think your head is so big because you’ve got a huge air bubble in there.

HIM: …..

HER: (smirks)

HIM: Don’t write that.

HER: Why, because you’ll sue me for libel?

HIM: No, because it’s not funny.

HER: It’s totally funny.

HIM: It was not the least bit funny. Admit it. Sometimes, you’re off. And that was… off.

HER: You’re just mad because it was too good. It was too good for you to think of an adequate comeback.

HIM: It was like saying I am a lawnmower.

HER: You’re so jealous.

HIM: That was like one of your three drink jokes.

HER: (leaves to write down brilliant insult)

HER: (writes down brilliant insult as part of a blog post)

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