All You Need to Know About This Post in Three Words: THANKSGIVING CAT DRESS
The holiday season is officially underway– and what better way to show your holiday spirit than by bringing out your Thanksgiving finery? Thanksgiving clothing is truly the best holidaywear because EVERYONE looks good in orange, brown, and mustard yellow- even Bitey, your incontinent cat!
If you’re feeling glum because you don’t have anything to wear for Turkey Day, DON’T WORRY. I’ve found something for everyone!
And I do mean everyone.
Witness this Thanksgiving masterpiece, named ‘Stripped’ Holiday Top by the artistic genius who listed it on eBay. The turkey potholder sewn to the boob really gives it an avant garde edge, IMHO. And since it’s new with tags, you won’t have to worry that it’ll arrive bearing someone else’s unsightly gravy stains!
Got a bun in the oven? There’s no better way to rub it in everyone’s faces at your annual extended family gathering than by showing up in this brilliant Thanksgiving maternity t-shirt. I want to give a hearty bear hug to the person who came up with the profound inscription across the shirt’s tummy: For this Baby I am Thankful for. Oh, man. I’m getting a little teary-eyed just reading it. For this Baby I am Thankful for. It should really be inscribed over the entrance of a children’s museum or something. It’s just so beautiful. So deep.
If the Puritans taught us anything, it was how to dress like a whore. That’s why I’m loving this Prudence the Naughty Pilgrim costume. Wear this for a more authentic Thanksgiving Day celebration — Your creepy Great Uncle Phil will love it!
I repeat.
One thing I’ve always wanted to wear on Thanksgiving but have never been able to find is a Thanksgiving Dragon Slayer Vest Medium Large Upcycled Sweater Hoodie Pumpkin Acorn Fall Leaves Lace Up Elf Jumper Halloween Black Orange. So you can imagine how excited I was this morning when I searched for a Thanksgiving Dragon Slayer Vest Medium Large Upcycled Sweater Hoodie Pumpkin Acorn Fall Leaves Lace Up Elf Jumper Halloween Black Orange for the THOUSANDTH time on Etsy– and miraculously, this Thanksgiving Dragon Slayer Vest Medium Large Upcycled Sweater Hoodie Pumpkin Acorn Fall Leaves Lace Up Elf Jumper Halloween Black Orange appeared!!
SOLD.
Aww, don’t hate y’all. This Acorn Squash Elf Coat Size Medium Pixie Flower Petal Hoodie Recycled Sweater Duster Fall Autumn Leaves Harvest Orange Brown Hooded Jacket is still available!
Why should your man miss out on all the fun? Get him this classy Thanksgiving Turkey Apron. What you all do with that baster is entirely your business.
This ‘Sexy Turkey Hat’ (their words, not mine), submitted by Suburban Turmoil reader Danielle, is for all you crafty types out there– Buy the pattern here and make it yourself!
If you opt for a Thanksgiving Sweater, make sure you get the one with the big pumpkins.
All the women with little pumpkins will be insanely jealous.
Your child can boogie down in this Jack Roper-approved Kids Thanksgiving Crocheted vest. It’s groovy, baby! You dig?
From the critically acclaimed creator of the world-famous For this Baby I am Thankful for maternity tee comes…
Your friends and family will look at you in an entirely new way after seeing you in this top. I guarantee it.
WORN ONLY BY WINNERS.
And finally…
A Thanksgiving turkey costume.
I am kicking myself right now for not coming up with this idea first…
Happy clothes shopping, everyone!
Header image via Rochelle/Flickr
Tears rolling from laughter here…I’m dying especially over the Thanksgiving Turkey Apron. Priceless.
I didn’t think you could top Hoochieween, but I was wrong 🙂
Favorite line: “if the puritans taught us anything, it was how to dress like a whore. “
This post made my Monday.
For sure the guinea pig costume would have made you millions. 🙂
The turkey apron??? Classic. Absolutely classic.
Thanks for all of the wardrobe ideas. Thank goodness I am one of the few that looks good in brown , orange and mustard yellow!
Wear it proudly! 🙂
Never again will I complain about my pets not having anything to wear on Thanksgiving…
i can’t believe there is really a Thanksgiving Dragon Slayer Vest Medium Large Upcycled Sweater Hoodie Pumpkin Acorn Fall Leaves Lace Up Elf Jumper Halloween Black Orange. are you sure that you didn’t invent this? if i had a guinea pig, i would definately get the costume…perhaps, i will get one…a guinea pig or the outfit? guess!
I bet the lady who made the dragon slayer outfit got SUPER EXCITED when her Etsy shop got 1,000 views in one day…I’m surprised that one didn’t make it to Etsy’s front page.
Thanksgiving
Dragon Slayer Vest Medium Large Upcycled Sweater Hoodie Pumpkin Acorn
Fall Leaves Lace Up Elf Jumper Halloween Black Orange. – See more at:
https://somethingtotallydifferent.com/all-you-need-to-know-about-this-post-in-three-words-thanksgiving-cat-dress/2013/11/04/#sthash.vbo7q9BC.dpuf
Thanksgiving
Dragon Slayer Vest Medium Large Upcycled Sweater Hoodie Pumpkin Acorn
Fall Leaves Lace Up Elf Jumper Halloween Black Orange. – See more at:
https://somethingtotallydifferent.com/all-you-need-to-know-about-this-post-in-three-words-thanksgiving-cat-dress/2013/11/04/#sthash.vbo7q9BC.dpuf
Thanksgiving
Dragon Slayer Vest Medium Large Upcycled Sweater Hoodie Pumpkin Acorn
Fall Leaves Lace Up Elf Jumper Halloween Black Orange. – See more at:
https://somethingtotallydifferent.com/all-you-need-to-know-about-this-post-in-three-words-thanksgiving-cat-dress/2013/11/04/#sthash.vbo7q9BC.dpuf
I was all, “a man with a big turkey baster, yeah”! Then I saw the size of his pop up when he gets fully heated, I think I will pass.
I was doing just fine until you said this. Now I’m a helpless puddle of hysteria. Thanks for making my day!
And here I was just going to wear jeans…