> You’ll never guess what arrived in the mail… Could it be? No… Yes! It was! A coveted Real Simple swag bag! OMG! Thanks, RS! I already know what I’m wearing to next year’s Real Simple party (don’t worry- I don’t need an invitation)… (Word on the street is, I’m not the only one who […]

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August 17, 2007

>Swagtroversy ’07: The Epilogue

>At Parents.com, find out what my older girls brought home with them on the first day of school. It wasn’t pretty. And over at the Nashville Scene, Mommyblogging 101 and homage to blog queen, Busy Mom. The full text of the column is below… Famous on the Internet My friend Elizabeth is the quintessential Nashville […]

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August 16, 2007

>Looky, Looky

“Lindsay, what is that?” my dad asked while visiting a month ago. He pointed at my back, where a small brown bump was visible above my tank top. “Oh, that came up while I was pregnant,” I said. “I haven’t thought that much about it.” I paused and looked at him nervously. “Should I?” Dad’s […]

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August 15, 2007

Hey! Remember That Other Time I Thought I Was Dying

>I heard his laughter in the darkness and struggled into semi-consciousness. “Bruiser?” I said weakly, propping myself up on one elbow and peering into the bassinet beside my bed. I got a gummy smile in response. Yep. He was up for good. I looked at the clock and gasped. 5:00am. A new record. For the […]

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August 14, 2007

>Bad Mommy, Part Zillion.

> Yesterday morning, I woke up and I cried. And this was no single-pretty-tear-quietly-rolling-down-one-cheek cry; no, I scrunched up my face and hiccuped and wept and would have even made honking noises, had I the voice to do so. For the fifth straight day, I was sick with a fever, congestion and an excruciatingly sore […]

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August 13, 2007

>Ill Will

>Gah, y’all, I’m soooo sick. But I must. keep. writing. or family. will. starve. Dramatic much? No, but seriously, this is how bad I feel. Click on the picture to read the captions.

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August 12, 2007

>I’d Call This Post Ill Will, but I’ve Already Used Ill Will and I’m Too Sick to Think of Something Else

> I know, I know, this is supposed to be the “Blended Family Blog” around here and I’m probably all up in the “New Baby Blog’s” grill with this post, but People, Mah Hair Is Fallin’ Out and I’m Totally Freaking. Of course, I should remain calm and composed; after all, the same thing happened […]

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August 11, 2007

>Childbirth: The Fallout

>Apparently, all the cool kids are doing it. So imagine how proud I was to find this anatomically correct Magnadoodle masterpiece this morning.

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August 10, 2007

>They Grow Up So Fast

Bless you, Nickelodeon, for sending me a box containing DVDs of your new fall lineup the very same week that I came down with a fever/cough/wicked sore throat. I shall build an altar to you in my den. You thought I was kidding, didn’t you?

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August 9, 2007

The Cult of Nickelodeon

> “What was the name of that band you wanted to see last month when we were out of town?” I asked my 14-year-old stepdaughter at dinner last night. “Sherwood,” she answered. “Sherwood?” her 16-year-old sister said from across the table. “Is it Sherwood or Shearwood, like the forest?” “Shearwood?” I asked, laughing. “There’s no […]

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August 9, 2007

>I’m Not Kidding When I Say She’s Stubborn