Dear Bruiser, Too quickly, another March has rolled around. It doesn’t seem like 12 months could possibly have passed since the time I was watching my two-year-old baby become a three-year-old boy. And yet, here we are. Three has been a year of major changes for you. Before my eyes, you slowly outgrew the tantrums […]

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March 14, 2011

And Now You Are Four

>Yesterday, I tried to message a friend on Facebook, only to find that she had deleted her account. So I did something completely archaic. I called her on the phone. “Yes, I got rid of my Facebook,” she admitted. “It was a time suck and it wasn’t good for me or my family. So now […]

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March 9, 2011

>Small Steps

>Last week, six-year-old Punky and a friend were sitting in the backseat of our SUV, examining the latest hot commodity among first grade girls: a Barbie Fairy Secret doll from McDonalds’ current Happy Meals. “I don’t like her,” I heard her friend announce. “Why not?” Punky asked, mystified. “Because she’s not modest.” “What does modest […]

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March 7, 2011

>Bug Bites and Nibbles

In lieu of a long list of soon-to-be forgotten New Year’s resolutions, I decided last year to come up with a word or phrase that I hoped would define the year for me personally. Last year, the word was ‘discipline.’ There were so many things I wanted to do with my life, as a mom, […]

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March 4, 2011

Finding Myself

When I was a kid, going to the supermarket with my mom was something I tried my best to avoid. Now, though, the game has changed. Driven by competitive fever to corner the mom market, our local Kroger has made itself into a veritable carnival of pleasures for the under ten set. Samples of store-baked […]

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March 2, 2011

Death by Balloon

>Last night, it was OSCAR TIME. And you know what that means. Yes, friends, it’s time once again for my annual wrap-up of the highs and lows of Oscar Fashion, 2011…. What is Michelle Williams hiding?Pretty much everything in this dress. Battenberg. It’s not just for duvets anymore. Hey Florence Welch, your mom called. She […]

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February 28, 2011

>Oscar Fashion 2011: The Official Wrap-Up

This is my last column for the Nashville Scene. The full text below… Five years ago, I started a blog. At the time, I didn’t even know what a blog was — I looked up “online diary” and blogs were what I turned up. I spent about five minutes registering for a website, choosing a […]

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February 26, 2011

Adieu, Adieu. To Them, But Not To You.

“Mommy, I want to be a girl scout!” It began with all the golden light and birdsong you’d expect from the opening scene of a Lifetime docudrama. My six-year-old daughter skipped up to me after school, clutching a flier that advertised the formation of a new troop of Daisy Scouts. Only 12 dollars to join! […]

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February 24, 2011

Daisy Scout Dropout

>When I became a stepmother to eight and ten-year-old girls, one of my first new duties was serving as team mom for my eight-year-old’s soccer team. I remember scanning the team roster with growing dismay as I noted the parents’ names: Mr. and Mrs. Al and Maria BernardMs. Jeanine GraysonMr. and Mrs. Steve and Abby […]

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February 21, 2011

>The Year It All Falls Apart

A few days ago in a moment of typical mommy multitasking, I plopped 3-year-old Bruiser in a shallow tub to play for a few minutes, spread out a few toys for Punky on the bathroom floor, and hopped in the shower. Through the shower door’s glass, I was able to keep an eye on both […]

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February 17, 2011

Empty Threats