>March simply can’t come to a close without another installment of…. Lucinda’s Advice Column You’re a sick Googler. And you must pay. The sound pubic hair makes hitting the floor- Toledo, OH What the fuck. Next. Moms pubic hair- Mattoon, IL Hmm. You’ve got to be having major trouble finding a girlfriend… No pubes group- […]
March 29, 2006
>Did you ever wonder what happened to those hippie wannabes you knew from college? You know who I’m talking about- that granola coffee shop worker with the flowing hair and the long boho skirts. The soulful, guitar-playing pot smoker who lived downstairs and took you mud boggin’ one weekend. I’m pretty sure that all of […]
March 28, 2006
Are you kidding? Of COURSE that’s me! “Before we start skiing, I’ve reserved a ski instructor for the three of you,” Hubs said in his father-knows-best tone. He had just come back from the ticket office with the news. The girls immediately began complaining. “Aww, Dad!” “We just got here.” “No,” I agreed, picturing the […]
March 28, 2006
>Number of snowstorms our plane landed in: One. Number of snowstorms we had to walk through to get to a connector flight: One. Number of times I thought I was going to die while bouncing through the sky on said connector flight to and from Durango: 2,457 Number of times I forgot to get off […]
March 27, 2006
> MommaK here again – or as Lucinda likes to call me Kissy Lee. Do Me a Favor, Don’t Ask Often times, being asked the wrong kind of question is like hearing fingernails on a chalkboard. Even seemingly innocent inquiries tend to be the deepest offenders. We all have our own personal hot buttons with […]
March 25, 2006
>Hiya – MommaK here. I’ve been blogsitting for Lucinda this week and now I’ll be doing a few guest posts until she returns on Sunday. Guest posting is a tricky job because you don’t want to piss off the blog’s owner by writing something dreadfully boring or by posting a picture of a gigantic penis […]
March 24, 2006
> Let Her Eat Cake or Whatever Else That Will Make Stop Whining *Note from Lucinda: Kristen’s daughter recently tried to climb out of her crib (something I have long had a horror of happening at my house) and broke her leg. Here, Kristen writes about the aftermath. There’s nothing like 4 hours in the […]
March 23, 2006
> It’s all family fun until somebody gets hurt I’m on vacation and I’m sitting in my hotel room and you’ll never guess what has stalked me all the way to Florida. My nemesis: Family Fun Magazine. That’s just what I want to see while I’m on vacation, a magazine that makes me feel inadequate […]
March 22, 2006
>When Lucinda asked me to guest post while she hits the slopes somewhere fabulous, I accepted without giving it another thought. What an honor to be blogging in the stead of the great Lucinda! Hell, she knows Busy Mom. Besides, if I can take just one iota of credit for one blogger’s future knee replacement, […]
March 21, 2006
>Hi! This is cmhl from Crouching Mommy, Hidden Laundry guest posting for Lucinda. Lucinda, as you well know is off on a fabulous and exotic vacation, and I was thrilled when Lucinda asked if I would like to write a guest post! Anyway, thank you Lucinda, and I hope you are having a fabulous time! […]
March 20, 2006
