> And, on a COMPLETELY UNRELATED TOPIC, go read about my short stint in the sex business here. (That thud you heard was the sound of my mom hitting the floor.)

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December 27, 2007

>Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?

> Now that I’ve admitted to you how many presents we have under the tree, I can write about the flip side of all this without feeling, well, braggy. Obviously, we all try to teach our kids that it’s better to give than to receive, and Christmas is the perfect time to drive that lesson […]

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December 26, 2007

>’Tis Better to Give

> What do you get under the Christmas tree when you have four kids and two adults in one house? Uh. 90 presents. I shit you not. 90. Presents. Most of which, I had to wrap. I’m a little (okay, well, very is a better word for it) embarrassed even to say that we’re opening […]

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December 25, 2007

>Live in the Presents

>Dear Mrs. Horton Culpepper VII or Mrs. Shankston Harrowford-Jones or whomever you are, Perhaps you thought the extra-large monograms on your children’s smocked Christmas rompers or the rich texture of your designer fur or even the sizable donation your husband’s firm made to the Nashville Ballet entitled you to bring your one-and-a-half-year-old son to “The […]

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December 22, 2007

>An Open Letter to an Extra-Special Woman Who Attended Yesterday’s Nutcracker Performance

> For about a month now, I’ve known that my breastfeeding days were coming to a close. Bruiser had never been an “easy” nurser, preferring instead to laugh and grab and kick and, um, bite at every opportunity. By the time he’d reached eight months and 21 pounds, nursing him had turned into a battle […]

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December 22, 2007

>The End of an Era

> She probably was crying because it died somewhere in your HVAC Hi I read your blog about the Dwarf hamster and I was wondering…What is so bad about a dwarf hamster? I once got a hamster and my mother actually ended up loving it. She cried when it died.-Terri Maybe try tying it down […]

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December 20, 2007

>From the Suburban Turmoil Mailbag

> For about a month now, I’ve known that my breastfeeding days were coming to a close. Bruiser had never been an “easy” nurser, preferring instead to laugh and grab and kick and, um, bite at every opportunity. By the time he’d reached eight months and 21 pounds, nursing him had turned into a battle […]

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December 19, 2007

>The End of an Era

I should have seen this coming back when Punky was barely two and one of the older girls received a set of multicolored rubber iPod covers. Punky immediately claimed the iPod covers as her own, treating each of them as though it had a distinct personality. She spent the next two weeks lovingly carrying them […]

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December 18, 2007

The Many Faces of Poo Poo

> With Hubs’s liver problems behind him, we’ve been celebrating Christmas in style these last few weeks, buying brand new outdoor decorations, going to a holiday musical, reserving tickets for The Nutcracker, and decorating what has turned out to be one of the best trees we’ve ever had. Ordinarily, we hold an annual Christmas dessert […]

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December 15, 2007

>A Pause in the Festivities

It’s that time of year again, time to dress up the kids in their Christmas best, stand in a long line and pay way too much money for what generally is a not-so-great Santa picture (or is that just me?) In the past, I’ve directed you to some of the best Santas out there; I’ve […]

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December 14, 2007

Bad Santa 2007