I realize that the title of this post is one you probably never thought you’d see on this blog. Or maybe you did. I mean, you just really never know what’s going to happen around here, do you? Well, it’s true…  In the latest episode of I’ll Take That Dare, I was a burlesque dancer… […]

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June 25, 2012

I Was a Burlesque Dancer

I actually wasn’t going to write the story of what I hope is our worst summer camp experience ever. This time I was going to take the high road. The blogless road. The boring road. I would simply e-mail the camp’s director with a well-thought out, reasonable list of the problems I saw with the […]

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June 21, 2012

Camp Awful

Remember when I went BLOGWOL several weeks ago? Well, I was shooting season two of I’ll Take That Darefor CafeMom — and we decided to change it up a bit from season one’s Style Dares, just to keep things interesting. This season, I took ten fitness dares. And frankly now that I’ve taken them, I’m […]

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June 18, 2012

Parkour: I Took That Dare!

Here’s another major milestone for a boy whose life has been blogged about from the moment I saw a positive sign on my Dollar Tree pregnancy test six years ago … Y’all. MY BABY GRADUATED. From preschool, anyway. Yeah, I know this kind of thing totally bothers some of you. I mean, it’s preschool, for […]

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June 12, 2012

The Gradulate

So….. hi. I wouldn’t be completely honest if I didn’t tell you that there’s one not-so-minor detail I left out when recounting the crazy, frenetic time immediately preceding our beach getaway. It’s a detail so embarrassing that I haven’t shared it with anyone outside my immediate family. Even my mom. (Sorry, Mom. This is the […]

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June 11, 2012

Your Worst Nitmare

A fascinating blog post has been circulating on Facebook over the last few days, written by a Good Christian Woman who lists all the reasons why other Good Christian Women should not read the erotic mega-bestseller, Fifty Shades of Grey. “I wouldn’t drive my Envoy into the front of an oncoming semi-truck any more than […]

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June 8, 2012

God Doesn’t Want You to Read Fifty Shades of Grey

Okay, so I’ve gotten your worried e-mails, your Tweets and your Facebook postings. And I’m sorry I’ve been BLOGWOL for a few weeks, but please don’t worry. All is well. I’ve simply been busy– truthfully, about as busy as I’ve ever been in my life. The short version—I went to New York for a McDonalds […]

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June 4, 2012

Dancing Queen

Yet another item on the long list of Things They Don’t Tell You About Parenting involves… and there’s no easy way to say it… Farting. Before I had children, I had no idea that kid farts would insidiously weave themselves into the tapestry of our family history right along with birthdays, family vacations, and the […]

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April 26, 2012

What They Don’t Tell You About Parenting: Gas Edition

I still remember how happy they seemed together, how cohesive, sitting at that first soccer practice with their son and daughter nestled in between them. Together, they were a modern-day Norman Rockwell painting, fairly glowing with health and happiness– and when their little boy took a liking to my son Bruiser, I couldn’t help but […]

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April 24, 2012

Full Circle

I’ll let you in on a little secret: I always get a little nervous when I see a police officer. This is completely ridiculous, because I haven’t gotten so much as a speeding ticket since I was in my early 20s. But you know how my imagination is — If I happen to see a […]

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April 20, 2012

Whatcha Gonna Do When They Come for You?