WARNING: The following pictures are extremely graphic in nature. Viewer discretion is advised. It’s happening right now in neighborhoods across the nation, affecting families of every race, religion, and income. This deadly epidemic leaves thousands of victims in its wake each year, yet we’ve taken no steps to stop its relentless progress. In front yards […]

Humor, Personal

January 28, 2016

The Deadly Epidemic No One Wants to Talk About

I love Netflix– but one thing I don’t love about it is that it can be impossible to sort through all the ‘meh’ and the ‘eww’ to find truly find the top Netflix movies, documentaries and TV shows. Netflix’s interface is clunky, and unless you know what you’re looking for — you’re pretty much out […]

Family, Personal

January 20, 2016

75 Top Netflix Movies & TV Shows You’ve Never Heard Of

One thing you quickly learn as a parent is that the extraordinary, all-encompassing love you feel for your children can potentially turn you into an obsessive and extremely annoying human being. Fortunately, my procreating friends, I’ve got some good news. We’re not the only ones. As a friend with ‘fur babies’ reminded me yesterday, dog […]

Humor, Personal

January 14, 2016

The 7 Habits of Highly Annoying Dog Owners

When I was growing up, the one thing my mom always made sure we had was a housekeeper. Even when we were so poor we used a kerosene heater to heat our den and could only afford ten-cent packets of Kool-Aid to drink, we always, always, always had a maid. For those of you who […]

Deep Thoughts, Family, Live, Personal

January 5, 2016

Shoes On or Shoes Off in the House? The Struggle IS REAL.

Making holiday crafts with my children used to be at least somewhat relaxing and fun… and then Pinterest came along. Now, crafting has gone into overdrive, as mommies attempt to create Pin-worthy projects out of old blue jeans and toilet paper rolls, praying their crafterpieces will be shared and re-shared across the Internets. Some succeed […]

Humor, Personal

November 19, 2015

25 Thanksgiving Pinterest Crafts I Will Never Make

I was scrolling through my Facebook feed when I came to a list of suggested friends. At the top of the list was a woman we’ll call Maggie. “That’s weird,” I said when I saw her photo. Maggie is already my Facebook friend. Or at least, she used to be. When I clicked on her profile […]

Deep Thoughts, Personal

November 17, 2015

I Don’t Speak Woman. And It Shows.

I’ve tried very hard to avoid this whole ‘brew’ haha over the 2015 Starbucks holiday cups, but my Facebook feed is making it impossible. It is filled to overflowing with reactions to the teeming mass of Christians across the country who are apparently freaking out because Starbucks elected to leave traditional Christmas symbols- like snowflakes, […]

Humor, Personal

November 10, 2015

I Am a Christian Offended by the Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversy

This morning before the sun rose, I woke to the infernal buzz of my alarm clock, stumbled out of bed, and blearily began going through the many motions that it takes to get two kids packed and dressed and showered and fed and ready to head off to two different schools on time. And I […]

Family, Personal

November 5, 2015

Changing Up Your Morning Routine Can Change Your Kid’s Whole Day

Yesterday, a new catalog arrived in the mail. It’s from a place called AWE, which bills itself as A Unique Place For Rustic & Recycled Home Decor (the capitals are supposed to Make It Official, I guess). Some might see this catalog as just another piece of junk mail, but I? I viewed it as […]

Humor, Personal, Style

October 20, 2015

Restoration Hardware Called and Wants Its Reclaimed Upcycled Meat Hook Back.

You might have noticed by now that adult coloring books are a major trend. Okay… Wait. Now I’m getting a mental image of a coloring book with black-and-white drawings of Playboy Centerfolds, and that’s just all kinds of wrong. Let me rephrase that first sentence. Coloring books for adults are a big trend right now. They are so popular, […]

Deep Thoughts, Family, Personal

October 15, 2015

Death and Coloring