Times have changed since the 1950s– and that’s definitely a good thing. If fashion models of the 1950s could time travel to 2015, I have a feeling things would quickly get out of hand. Take a look… “Herbert, would you get off the horn already?” Delores said impatiently. “I’ve got eyebrows on fleek– and I simply must tell Edith the […]

Humor, Personal, Style

July 20, 2015

Here’s What Would Happen if 1950s Fashion Models Were Still Around Today

Dear Reese, When I heard you were launching a new fashion and home brand called Draper James, I was plum tickled. Despite your Hollywood A-list status, you’ve always seemed so down to earth, so approachable- I reckon you’re the kind of gal who could fix a running toilet while dressed in a Dior ballgown, or change a poonami diaper without needing […]

Humor, Personal, Style

June 23, 2015

Dear Reese Witherspoon: We Need to Talk About Draper James

It’s been a while since I’ve checked in on the brilliant minds at Restoration Hardware- and when I finally got around to it, I was so pleased to find that they’ve come out with a whole new collection of furniture and accessories for our darling children– as well as a bunch of helpful new photos to give […]

Humor, Personal, Style

April 22, 2015

Warped Childhood, Restoration Hardware Style: SPRING 2015 EDITION

Our friend Vicente here is busy making shoe soles out of jute rope– and this season, he’s going to be logging a whole lot of overtime. That’s because there’s a new old shoe taking the fashion world by storm– You know it. You loathe it. I’m talking about the espadrille. Yep. Long favored by Spanish peasants, […]

Style

March 24, 2015

Espadrilles are Back. OH JOY.