>Did She or Didn’t She?

>HIM: So how’s your back?

ME: It’s better, now that I’ve taken ibuprofen.

HIM: Oh good. I was worried about going to see The Color Purple tonight with your strained back.

ME: No need to worry! I found the heating pad and I’m bringing it with me!

HIM: …the heating pad?

ME: Yep! I’ve seen people bring a hemorrhoid pillow to a show- Why can’t I bring my heating pad?

HIM: And where are you going to plug it in?

ME: The wall, of course. I’m sure there’s an outlet somewhere.

HIM: It won’t reach.

ME: That’s why I’m bringing an extension cord!

HIM: …..

ME: OkayIloveyoubye!

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