>New for Searchers! The Lisa Rinna Repository
>Strange things are happening here at Suburban Turmoil.
Ever since my Golden Globes wrap-up, I have found myself caught in the uncomfortable Google beam of Lisa Rinna Radar.
All sorts of folks have been sifting through the pages of my life, searching for more information on “Lisa Rinna hairstyle,” “Lisa Rinna dress,” “Lisa Rinna Freak Face”…..
Yes. Lisa Rinna Freak Face.
Okay, so maybe they have a point.
I think that whoever agreed to inject that much collagen into her lips could be decertified based solely on this photograph. And I’m hoping she’s wearing that cross in order to ward off the plastic surgery demons that clearly are plaguing both her face and her upper body.
As for her hairstyle…
I know. You’re not looking at her hair. Silicone aside, though, Lisa Rinna has the very hairstyle that every suburban mom in my town has worn for the last three years. They look just like Lisa when they leave the salon, at least from the forehead and ears outward. But give it a few days and it turns into this:
So if you’ve come here because you’re thinking of getting a Rinna ‘do, let me urge you against it.
And who is Lisa Rinna, anyway? I mean, what has she done to deserve this kind of star status?I looked her up on IMDB and couldn’t believe that I had been so ignorant of her illustrious career. With such gems as Night Sins, Lies Before Kisses, and Robot Wars to her credit, it’s a wonder she hasn’t been nominated for an Oscar.
The strangest thing about the Lisa Rinna searches is that many of them are coming from the same computer in, of all places, Los Angeles.
Could it be that Lisa Rinna is Googling herself?
No, no. The stars do not Google. Surely Lisa has her personal assistant do it for her. I can just picture her face when she finds out I’m onto her searching habits…
Oh shit is right.
>LOL! Shame she hasn’t left a comment yet!
>Hehe….Wasn’t she on a soap opera?Really, her lips have traumatized me, and I’ve forgotten anything that she may have played in. Maybe that was her intention!!”Doctor, use the ‘Make everyone forget your dismal career’ dose of collagen this time!! I’m feeling an award show coming on!!”
>You’ve just caught her in a difficult transition period as she mutates from human to large mouth bass. She’ll look much improved with gills.
>I have no idea who Lisa Rinna is, but that trout pout is nasty! Looks like she sucks penis for a living.
>There is something about her that freaks me out. Her husband is icky too. To think they have spawned little versions of themselves. OMG .. noooooo …
>YUCK! She is nasty. And those lips! Who thinks that looks good? NOOOOO!
>HAHAHAHA! She used to be on Days of Our Lives too…not that I’ve ever watched that cheesy soap. I just have heard that somewhere.I think this is the look stars get 10-15 years AFTER all the plastic surgery. Maybe someone should warn them. (Sorry Lisa, if you’re reading…)
>Hi Lucinda– I’m a new fan and have been lurking in the background for a while. But I felt compelled to come out of the woodwork and tell you: this post made me laugh out loud! I thought I was alone in my Lisarinnaphobia! I’ve kept silent for so long and MAN DOES IT EVER FEEL GOOD TO BE OUT OF THE CLOSET! That woman is creepy!Thanks for the laugh!Betsy
>Oh my God! She is rather, ummm, intriguing.Lucinda, you are cracking me up. Do an IP lookup. Maybe that’ll give you some clue as to who it could be.
>How is it possible for her boobs to have been SO MANY DIFFERENT SIZES? Seriously. I find that . . . odd.Because everything else about her seems very normal. (Okay, no, not really.)
>Let’s not pass up the opportunity to comment on the self tanner orange stain between her boobs. It’s orange. It’s stained. That’s all I’m saying.
>AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! I think it’s her…she is a googler! 🙂
>She used to play Billie Reed on Days of Our Lives, now she is the host on Soap Talk. Where she would have stayed in oblivion had they not put her on Dancing with the Stars. Seeing how this is way more information than anyone should know about this bobblehead, I am going to remain…
>When I saw her lips on tv recently, it looked like all that stretching of the skin might be uncomfortable. Can that be undone? And if so, would she need a lip lift to deal with the sagging skin?
>Who is this chick, anyway? And why does she think her tits are so great? And the LIPS! Ewww.
>Those lips , those boobs, it is all getting very Joyce Wilderstein in here.
>Hilarious, Lucinda! 🙂
>That is hilarious! I rememember her from Days of Our Lives in the EIGHTIES. Her lips may explode if they get any fuller.
>Forget about looking for her face. Someone should look for her bra. She seems to have left it somewhere far away from any cameras.
>yes, it did take me awhile to figure out who Lisa Rinna is. I tried having that same hairdo two years ago, and although it looked hot for awhile, it killed me to fix it up every morning! too damn stressful! 😛
>Someday we will all look back at the clown hairdo that Lisa Rinna and Paige Davis gave us and cry WWWWHHHYYYYYY!!!!!Had that haircut, couldn’t handle it. Took more than the 5 minute blowdry I allow myself.
>I have to admit I had that hairstyle a couple of years ago, too, but it’s just to difficult to do plus it was poking into my baby’s eyes when she put her head on my shoulder.And that other creature is freaky looking!! Tell me she’s a random google picture and not someone you know!Hee… the word verification says javavorf – something outta Star Trek!
>she looks sorta like somebody beat her half 2 death…mabe they should finish the job
>the next to the last photos is freaky. I know her face but did’t know her name was lisa blah blah blah…hell, I write a celb gossip column?!
>Ewwwwwwwwww.
>i’ve never heard of her. i wonder if she knows she’s wearing the same dress in every photo?
>Bwahhhhhhh.hhaahah!!
>Too funny as usual Lucinda. I’d love to write a witty comment, but I could never match yours. So I’ll just stick with the tried and true: LOL.(BTW, the word verification for my comment is coifargh. How appropriate is that?)
>Oh yeah.. she freaks me out.. I used to watch “Merge” but her lips.. omg.. they kept obscuring the design changes.
>ROFL! Her lips are worse than the last time I saw her. I admit, I did take a pic of her to my hairstylist a couple of years ago. Eh. Too much work. I got a lot of compliments, but I’m sure people were just trying to be nice.
>I was not expecting the frizzy haired lady. And I got scared.
>I can not stop laughing. I wasn’t expecting that freaky lady! That’s priceless! Love your site.
>LMAOLadyBug
>You guys are awfully judgemental. I sure hope you all can look in the mirror and feel secure in yourselves. I may not find someone attractive, but God made us all different for a reason, grow up and dont act like kids.
>Woo hoo! Lisa commented! I knew it was you, Lise!!
>Oh, and I think the problem, ahem, Lisa, is that God decidedly didn’t make you that way!
>So, she thinks her plastic surgeon is God?
>I am sorry Lisa really I am btw contact me so my friends at the Fishbowl can do a radio show with you sometime :)Elizabeth from the Apprentice really wanted on the show, I think you took her spot *wink*
>Ahhhh….the old “God is my plastic surgeon” bit. Gets them evey time 😉
>That was so funny..my friend and I were just watching her on dancing with the stars the other night and we couldnt pinpoint everything that was just WRONG with her!!