>The 2008 Grammys: A Recap
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Tina learned the hard way that her trashcan-as-bustier idea was maybe not such a good one.
“You can stand under my fugly feath-ahs, feath-ahs, feath-ahs, hey, hey, hey…”
Was that Cher at this year’s Grammys, or an aging Bratz Doll?
You decide.
Prince was gracious after losing “Best Pompadour” to Alicia Keyes.
It was Keyes’ second win of the night. The first was for “Best Back Cleavage.”
Oh, Kelis, this must have been a dare.
Who let the boobs out?
Who? Who? Who?
Words fail me.
In keeping with the evening’s 80s theme, singer Keyshia Cole wore Schneider’s toupee from One Day at a Time.
Nelly Furtado showed up, fresh off the set of Dynasty: The Reunion, where she’s playing the role of “Rich Bitch #34 at Party.”
Yes, that really is Nelly Furtado. And by the way, did your mom used to have this necklace, too?
>That’s so hilarious. I especially like the comparison of Cher to an aging Bratz doll. Classic.
>Nelly Furtado looks like crap! She was so cute a couple of years ago. Too bad she’s over-tanned and over-surgeoned since then.
>Nelly Furtado looks FREAKY…she scared me (and the other presenters with her as well) and didn’t she used to have a Brittish accent? Okay, and did anyone else notice the not-so-small-pooch that Fergie had going on in that dress she wore while sing/yelling with John Legend? I am thinking that she has a bun in the oven but can’t find any confirmations….must keep digging….
>I love you. Seriously.And WTF is going on with Nelly Furtado? I want the old one back!
>JEEBUS! I thought Nellie was Josh from Buckcherry in a gown….hehehe, minus the tats, of course! Just like Winehouse, some people should NEVER dye their hair blonde….http://www.buckcherry.com/Gallery/data/502/medium/Gorman44-ph.jpg
>Ha ha! My GRANDMA had that necklace!
>The Fugly Feath-ahs? OH MY GOSH. What about Tina Turner? does being an icon exclude being ridiculed? Because wow, does she look plastic. And like she couldn’t bend.Nelly Furtado? SCARY!
>YES. My Mom has that necklace. Everytime I am home, I snoop through her jewelery box and am like “Hmmmm… what can I wear here…? What’s this? A gold slinky necklace?!! Let me see… Nope, shoulder pads STILL not big enough. Maybe next year.”
>I missed it this year, as I do every year, which actually means I couldn’t possibly be less interested. Still, I have to ask: was there a legitimate 80s theme, or are these people just shining examples of extraordinarily bad judgment?
>This is great…. And my mom had the necklace and the bracelet.
>Holy Shit. I think *I* had that necklace!!Eww.
>Cher=Bratz definitely.
>What the hell happened to Nelly Furtado? She used to be beautiful. Like a bird!
>I’ve got to say that anyone that looks like Tina Turner does at 68 can wear whatever she likes, including a trash can!
>is that guy/girl wearing curlers?
>Um yes, he is, but I think they might be solid gold curlers? Also, he’s a rapper. And I think curlers must be the new grills.And there was a definite 80s theme at the Grammys. I think the 80s are supposed to be in style again- at least my girls think so. *shudder*
>If I’m not mistaken, Mr. Gold Curlers has gold hand/face and neck too – WTF??
>The 80’s are in style again (for those of you who get your orders about what to wear and like from strangers). I got $9 worth of credit at that used clothing store in Hillsboro Village for a Members Only jacket. Mint condition because I bought it during the last dying gasp of the last time those were in style and never wore it much (because I’m not immune to the silliness of taking orders from strangers about what to wear). But I can’t say I’ve ever worn curlers in public, so I guess I shouldn’t claim to know much.Here’s a crazy idea; what if the Grammys had some music to go along with the fashion frenzy…just to shake things up a little? So maybe people could talk about that the next day? Nah, no one would ever go for it. HA!
>This post cracked. me. up.
>’Scuse me, but isn’t Cher sporting a THIRD LIP???And Who The F* is that wearing the black boob sling? I must be too old to watch this kind of show anymore.
>Don’t knock Tina’s outfit – she’s getting fashion advice from Oscar. The Grouch. And wow. Cher looks BAD.
>Whoa, Nelly.
>great Riahanna caption! Now I’ll have that song on my mind all night.