Hi! I'm Lindsay Ferrier. You might remember me from a blog called Suburban Turmoil. Well, a lot has changed since I started that blog in 2005. My kids grew up, I got a divorce, and I finally left the suburbs for the heart of Nashville, where I feel like I truly belong. I have no idea what the future will hold and you know what? I'm okay with that. Thrilled, actually. It was time for something totally different.
October 15, 2012
As I told you last week, I’m in the process of reorganizing my entire house right now, but each time I think I’ve gotten to everything, I’ll realize there’s another drawer, another cabinet, another closet I’ve forgotten. The proof of this came last week, when my kids invited a brother and sister over to play.
Punky is close friends with the little girl and has her over often, but her brother is two years older than five-year-old Bruiser, and it was his first time at our house. My son was eager to prove that he could hang with an older crowd and was on his best “big guy” behavior throughout the playdate, talking in a gruff voice I’d never heard before and manfully referring to “Ben 10” and “Bakugan” as if those were the shows he watched each day instead of his real favorites, “Scooby-Doo” and “The Smurfs.”
At one point while Bruiser and his new friend played in his room, I eavesdropped on their conversation as I folded clothes down the hall.
“You like super heroes?” the seven-year-old boy asked. I guessed he was looking at my son’s Lego super hero collection, which was displayed on a shelf.
“Yah,” my son answered casually. “I like the DC superheroes. Not the Marvel, though.” The other boy grunted in approval and continued assessing Bruiser’s belongings, commenting about his Pokemon cards, his plastic soldiers, and his Imaginext dinosaurs. So far, everything seemed to be passing inspection. And then I heard Bruiser’s dresser drawers begin to open and close.
“Batman t-shirt,” the seven-year-old muttered. “Sonic t-shirt. Mario t-shirt. WHAT’S THIS?!”
I stopped folding clothes and looked up quickly. I hadn’t gone through Bruiser’s dresser in ages and there was no telling what the boy had found.
“Is this a diaper?!” the kid asked incredulously.
I groaned softly in disbelief, realizing that he must have found a leftover overnight diaper in the very back of Bruiser’s pajama drawer. I had saved a few for the occasional nights when my son fell asleep in the car on the way home and we couldn’t wake him up enough to go to the bathroom before transferring him to his bed. We hadn’t had to use them even for that purpose in at least a year, but I couldn’t exactly go and explain that to a seven-year-old kid.
And now, my son was paying the price.
“That’s not a diaper!” Bruiser told him stoutly.
“Well, what is it then?” the boy asked.
“It’s a…. It’s a…. It’s a….”
Bruiser paused for a long moment. I listened, holding my breath.
“…uh oh.” Bruiser finished resolutely. Despite myself, I laughed out loud.
“Hey look at this!” I heard my son say brightly after a beat. “A G.I. Joe Comic book!”
“Cool!” the seven-year-old said. Their chatter continued. The diaper was forgotten.
But not by me.
“…Uh oh.”
I still laugh every time I think about that conversation.
And yes, I threw those diapers out as soon as the boys left the room.
This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.
Nice save Bruiser! Well played!!
Distract! Distract! Bruiser thinks on his feet! I applaud you for letting the situation play out instead of flying to the rescue. I’m afraid I would have done something crazy and made things worse somehow.
hahaha! Redirection. Classic!
Why was he going through Bruiser’s drawers anyway?
My 5-yr-old brother [youngest, seven years after prior two sisters] was in a very similar position except the visiting boy was his age. My brother was showing him around and the boy realized the count of beds was off unless the crib was still in use — which it was due to my parents putting off having to completely rearrange the use of the 3 bedrooms. He asked my brother “Do YOU sleep THERE?”, to which my brother replied “uh, uh, uh, uh, no, I sleep on the floor!” My parents got him a big boy bed and rearranged the whole house the next week. [As additional understanding to my parents keeping him near so long, they had lost two babies between my sister and him and he himself had been very very sick when he was about 3.]