Hi! I'm Lindsay Ferrier. You might remember me from a blog called Suburban Turmoil. Well, a lot has changed since I started that blog in 2005. My kids grew up, I got a divorce, and I finally left the suburbs for the heart of Nashville, where I feel like I truly belong. I have no idea what the future will hold and you know what? I'm okay with that. Thrilled, actually. It was time for something totally different.
>Something you’d never see: “Poor Bob will never get a wife until he shaves his frigging back hair!”Ah, the 50s. Paranoia and degredation for all women!
>Actual scientific tests have shown that the guy didn’t kiss Marge goodnight because he took her out only to cover the fact that he’s gay.Not that there’s anything wrong with it!
>Something you’d never see: “Poor Bob will never get a wife until he shaves his frigging back hair!”Ah, the 50s. Paranoia and degredation for all women!
>awww, i couldn’t get the audio to work. it’s actually easy to get a husband, set your standards really, really low.
>Why does this anger me so?!
>You know, what most impressed me, is that they used ACTUAL scientific studies, as opposed to the other kinds of scientific studies!
>Dang. Is that all it takes? Who knew?
>Oh. My. God.
>I think she would have more luck if she just did that open mouth demonstration to her date.
>Ah, those were the days!
>Awww shoot. I knew I was doing something wrong. Onions and brats!
>Well, I’ll take garlic over a husband anytime. Last I checked, giving up garlic doesn’t require an attorney!
>Now if I just needed a husband….
>Actual scientific tests have shown that the guy didn’t kiss Marge goodnight because he took her out only to cover the fact that he’s gay.Not that there’s anything wrong with it!
>And all this time, I thought men wanted a woman who could cut loose a good frothy belch. Who knew?