>Waiting for Bobbie Thomas: The Conclusion
>Thank God I can finally put away that white bikini…
Hello Lindsay:
As part of our ongoing work with on-line writers, our team regularly visits your blog, Suburban Turmoil. As such, we were shocked to notice your recent posting about the drop in communication regarding questions for Bobbie Thomas. Please note that “Anita Lyfe” is no longer with our company. Unfortunately we did not realize her departure left you waiting for a response. We apologize that your questions to Bobbie were never answered, and hopefully this explains the lack of communication from Bobbie herself. Again, our apologies for the miscommunication.
Thank you for your time.
Regards,
Ernest Lee Surrey
Senior Vice President, Big Public Relations Firm
>Wow. I wonder if Bobbie will answer you now.
>Are you making this up?
>Hell no! Well, I made up the guy’s name, but everything else is 100% legit. 🙂
>Except, that, STILL, none of us moms know how to wear white and carry it off with our messy kids. I mean, lets be practical here. Aside from bras, panties and socks, where can I wear white on my body that won’t get ruined by toddlers?
>Ha!! I just read the last post and it’s absolutely hilarious. You have a lot of patience (or were just really bored?) to email her like four times. My correspondence is usually limited to Big NY PR Firm telling me why writing about their new pudding products is “a good fit” with their blog, and me deleting the email.