>A Stun Gun for the Rest of Us
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My friend Rachael just sent me a link to what’s sure to be the Next Big Thing in personal security for women: The tampon taser. Called The Pink Stinger, it promises to deliver a toxic shock that a would-be attacker (or really, any old guy will do) won’t soon forget.
Tasers for PMSing women? That’ll teach those husbands and boyfriends to tell us it’s all in our heads! I can just see the carnage now… “I thought you said you’d be home at six!” ZAP! “Did you drink the rest of that bottle of my favorite wine in the fridge?!” ZING! “You never say I look good anymore!” CHOKE! SOB! POW!
I’ve gotta get me one of these…
>Who couldn’t use one of those?Good god. You know you’d be trying to make it sound rational to some ER doctor someday.And you know that for once in your life, you’d finally have a Dr. McDreamy and he’d be haunting you forever with the explanation of how long taser scars remain.
>I know I want to try it. Not enough to, you know, buy it or anything.
>I’m just afraid that I might try to insert that tampon onto… well, let’s just say that I’d be afraid I’d be the girl we all blog about under the title, “Stupid things we do” when I tase myself in the WRONG place. OUCH
>I think my husband could use a few hits of that stun gun.
>Is this thing for real?
>I am so disturbed!The “did you drink all my wine in the fridge?” was great!
>Okay so what are you supposed to say when you’re getting this thing ready to tase? “Excuse me for a moment, let me get out a tampon.”
>You could hurt yourself if you used one by accident. And what mugger lets you search your purse for a tampon?
>I love it! I think I’ll get all of my girlfriends one for Christmas!
>”…oh…please don’t hurt me…here take anything…my wallet..keys…oh and please, take my tampons..quickly take them…”
>Woohoo! I would just be a little concerned about digging around in my purse in the dark and lighting myself up by accident!
>I’m stunned. Literally.
>Wow. I saw the picture first before I read anything about it, but my first thought was not ‘tampon’! That looks like something a bit different!
>I guess this’ll teach the guys not to mock our PMS pain.
>I just swallowed my gum.
>And I thought I’d seen it all…
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