Bad Santa 2009
The e-mails have been pouring in and so, back by popular demand, BAD SANTA: 2009 Edition! And after you read this, be sure and check out Bad Santa 2006, 2007 and 2008!
This-One’s-Just-the-Right-Size-for-My-Roasting-Pan Santa
Every-Last-One-of-You-Schlemiels-is-getting-coal Santa
I-was-only-kidding-about-Rudolph-Getting-Hit-by-a-747 Santa
The-Bigger-the-Beard-the-Smaller-the… Santa
When-Good-Elves-Go-Bad Santa
Stranglehold Santa
My-Beard-May-Not-Be-Real-but-My-Pinch-Is Santa
Apparently-It’s-Too-Cold-to-Bathe-in-the-North-Pole Santa
Even-Jolly-Old-Elves-Have-Gas-Sometimes Santa
Anorexisanta
Don’t-Tell-But-That-Man-Over-There-isn’t-Really-Your-Daddy Santa
If-one-more-of-these-poops-I’m-walking Santa
Weekend-at-Bernie’s Santa
The-First-Pussy-I’ve-Touched-in-347-Years Santa
These-Gloves-were-Made-for-Punching Santa
Guess-which-one’s-adopted Santa
Out-of-Kleenex Santa
I’ll-be-Damned-if-I’m-Getting-the-Pig-Flu Santa
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Good-Touch/Bad-Touch Santa
What-Not-to-
Wear Santa
Thanks to Divine Caroline, Sketchy Santas, and various Suburban Turmoil readers who’ve sent in Santa photos all year long!
P.S. I’m giving away a $100 Visa Gift Card and a $599 purse-sized PC on my reviews blog. Be sure to enter to win!
