>Because I Love You
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All right. I’ve heard your complaints. Your husband’s out of town. You don’t have a boyfriend. You have a sick baby (Wait. That’s me).
For all you women out there hoping for a little action on this Valentine’s Day, help is on the way. I pulled a few strings and found a group of men willing to act as escorts tonight if you are in need of a little lovin’.
Please choose only one, though. I want there to be enough to go around.
I’ve got dibs on the one in yellow.
>My eyes! My poor innocent eyes. Why? WHY??
>oh my god! eww!hope your baby gets well soon!
>AAAAAACCCCKKKKK!!!!!! Damn, you’ve just ruined my appetite. Fetch me a stick with which to gouge out my eyeballs.I think I recognize the short little one looking for Mr. Goodbar from the movie ‘Willow’.
>The one in green looks surprised at what he has in there, so I’ll take him. Thanks!
>Thanks Lucinda. Just in the nick of time you’ve given me something to get my wife. And to think I was going to go with the candy and flowers bit!
>Ack! I think I just threw up in my mouth a little!
>Dibs on the midget.
>Damn! I wanted the midget!
>I’m blind! I’m blind! Well, isn’t that what they say too? Love is blind? He! He! Thanks for the chuckle!
>Wow that’s a whole lotta lovin’ right there! AHAHAHA! EW!Happy Valentines…..hope your little cutie pie is feeling better today!
>Thanks for the laugh, hope you and your gorgeous baby are feeling better soon!
>Everybody wants the midget. I guess they think good things come in small packages.
>Out of my way, women! The midget’s MINE….ALL MINE!!!!!
>I’ll take the one in the pink. He has the largest man-boobs. I’m a breast girl. And, he’s obviously the one that cares the most about his looks. My man actually has sock garter strap things so his socks don’t slouch. He is obviously aware that women don’t like men that just let themselves go.
>That was my second choice. Based mostly on the garter things.Also, I think that man in blue? Might actually be a woman.Put -that- in your pipe and smoke it.
>Could be. He/She is the only one making the nipple cover effort AND with the prettiest legs. GAH! Did I just say that?
>I’m dying.. I needed the laugh.
>Oh Sweet Jesus. My eyes are burning, my eyes are burning …
>LMAO!!! Have a great day!xoLadyBug
>I love Laura’s comment. WHERE oh WHERE did you find these beauties? Happy Valentine’s Day lovely Lucinda!
>Man, does this bring back Spencer’s Gifts inspired memories!:)
>and just when i think you couldn’t get any more funny and funky- you go and top yourself- You my friend, ROCK!!!!as for the cute “little things” in leotards-i think i saw them at our county fair this year!ps-Is baby better? I’m hoping the little angel is..
>She’s better, thanks jak. The antibiotic is really helping. Oh and Lisa, I think you’re spending a little too much time ogling my men. I hope you haven’t made them your screensaver…
>I go away to have a baby and come back to this ….
>OMG! *runs away to be sick*
>What I wanna know is why the one in green looks so surprised at whatever he sees down there?! 🙂
>So I guess I should be grateful for the brown-tinged red roses from Kroger, despite the fact that I loathe red roses?
>Ugggh! I wanted the green one but I got here too late! Looks like he has something phenomenal in there! 😉
>I called the pink one yesterday 😉
>so …. much….hair!!!! aaaack
>ooooh, I’ll take the midget fattie!!
>I think I’d rather be depressed and lonely!ROFL at masked mom’s comment. That’s hilarious! Hope your baby feels better soon!
>i dunno pinkies feet r pretty small n u know wot that means…(he’ll wanna borrow ur shoes)
>Oh God! That picture is a cry for help. And now I must go squirt some Clorox into my eyes.