> Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! This is how I explained the holiday to a four-year-old- Well, this and a half dozen library books on the subject. For the last two weeks, Punky has been collecting Thankful Feathers from various family members and putting them on the turkey. The result has been something the whole family has […]

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November 28, 2008

>Happy Thanksgiving!

My parents and grandmother will arrive in T minus 4 hours. That’s why on weeks like this one, it’s nice that I have a few writing deadlines that had to be met in advance. And so, instead of whining about my (only partially successful) attempts to clean out my teenagers’ rooms so that guests could […]

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November 26, 2008

Mornings and Marriage

> The evening after Punky’s ballet recital, Hubs brought her home a small bouquet of flowers to celebrate her achievement. Punky was in the computer room, playing Dora the Explorer games, when he entered. “These flowers are for you, Punky,” he said grandly, “for doing such a good job today during your ballet performance!” We […]

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November 26, 2008

>The Meaning of Flowers

>Fashion has taken some crazazy twists and turns, (Gaucho pants, anyone?) but the newest look for Spring 2009 may be the weirdest one yet. I tested it out for my latest Beauty, Uncensored column in Her Nashville Magazine. You’ve got to see it to believe it. Seriously. You do.

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November 24, 2008

>Skin and Bones

> Who knew this season would contain so many milestones in my daughter’s short life? Just in the last few months, Punky has started to read, she’s taken her first pony ride (something she’s been waiting a lifetime to do), and today, she performed before an audience for the first time. It was Parent Observation […]

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November 24, 2008

>Tiny Dancer

> Now that I’ve established that my daughter is a shining ray of light, let’s return to reality. The reality is that my daughter. Won’t. Eat. Anything. Anything that’s not donuts, ice cream, cookies, or McDonalds french fries, that is. You have no idea how many hours I’ve spent beside her at the table, begging […]

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November 23, 2008

>Wanted: Little Foodies

If you need to catch up on this story, read Part One first. “There’s something you should know, and you’re not going to like it,” Jim said when I answered the phone. “Can I come pick you up?” “Can’t you just tell me over the phone?” I asked. “No,” he said. “I need to see […]

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November 21, 2008

My First Frenemy, Part Two

>Part two of My First Frenemy is coming soon, I PROMISE. Really, really soon. And the ending is definitely worth waiting for. However, I needed to tell you about something first that, like the dastardly Motrin ad, is affecting millions of moms here and maybe even in Russia and basically ruining their lives. Wait. Do […]

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November 20, 2008

>This Motrin Mom is Still MAD AS HELL

A while back, I told you about a certain Shitty FriendĀ of mine. Over the years, those two simple posts have been among the most popular I’ve written. I’ve gotten well over a hundred e-mails from women who felt compelled to tell me about their own Shitty Friends, and I continue to get comments on those […]

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November 19, 2008

My First Frenemy, Part One

> I am constantly battling my urges to treat my children as if they’re the cutest, smartest, most special little creatures in all the world. I mean, of course, I love them with all my heart, and think they’re simply divine. My worry is that we’ve become a society of parents who treat our children […]

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November 19, 2008

>Sweet Spirit