> J. Lo was hoping Martin Scorsese would see her and consider her for his upcoming film, If Donna Reed were a Greek Goddess. Meryl Streep trusted that her gigantic necklace would distract viewers from noticing the evidence of her hairstylist’s nervous breakdown. Eva Green shared her styling secrets with E! reporters:1) Don’t wash hair […]

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February 26, 2007

>2007 Oscars: The Year of Really Bad Hair

>UPDATE: The research paid off… The Nashville Ferriers split votes in the Oscar categories that were too close to call, leaving my 16 and 13-year-old stepdaughters tied for first at the end of the night. I came in second and Hubs came in third. Who could ask for anything more? This is my father-in-law. No, […]

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February 24, 2007

>Mission Accomplished: The Grimacer Ends Night as Biggest Loser

>”You know how 16-year-olds can’t drive past 11pm in Tennessee?” my 16-year-old asked me. “Yeah.” “Well, Josh read the law and if you’ve been hunting or fishing, it doesn’t apply. So he just drives around now with a fishing pole in his trunk.” “That doesn’t sound right,” I said slowly. “It’s true though,” 16 said […]

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February 23, 2007

>The Incredible Wisdom of Teenagers

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February 22, 2007

>A Very Bad Day

> That’s hot. Oh, to be 13 again. It vied with 12 as one of the most awkward years of my life, and the evidence of this fact is scrawled all over the pages of my Strawberry Shortcake diary. For years, I kept the diary hidden away in a cardboard moving box tucked back in […]

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February 21, 2007

>Oh, Cringe!

> Speaking of hipness, or the lack thereof, we are now the proud owners of a Buick Le Sabre. Just writing that sentence is probably enough to get me fired from the Scene, but whatever. You want honesty, right? Since Hubs totalled our other car in a very minor accident about a month ago (apparently, […]

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February 20, 2007

>The Death of Cool

>Some blogging parents are up in arms right now over an article that appeared in Time Magazine a few weeks ago. The author blasts today’s seemingly hipper-than-thou Gen-X parents who write about everything from their kids’ love for the Dead Milkmen to the vintage-looking toddler t-shirts and hand-knitted hats they wear, viewing the whole alternative […]

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February 20, 2007

>Talkin’ Bout My Generation

>”I look like Violet Beauregarde,” I whined to my husband this morning. “No you don’t,” he reassured me, patting my arm. “You’re not blue.”

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February 18, 2007

>35 Weeks

>”Jodi’s mom called Sarah’s mom over the weekend and told her that Sarah’s boyfriend drinks.” My 16-year-old stepdaughter informed me the other day. I feigned shock. “Whoa. Why would she do that?” “I don’t know!” 16 said, shaking her head. “She’s so nosy.” 16 didn’t know it, but I could understand exactly why Jodi’s mom […]

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February 17, 2007

>Tattling, Adult Style

>Speaking of nursery rhymes… Veronica just sent me the link to the Christian Mother Goose book. I think this is a very bad book, not only because it makes Christians come off as horrible rhymers who enjoy dressing up in ridiculous costumes, but also because I can just imagine the day when the poor little […]

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February 16, 2007

>Chryme Spree