>Grammy Awards 2007: The Best of the Worst
>If you missed the Grammy Awards last night, don’t worry- You didn’t miss much. Still, I wouldn’t be doing my duty if I didn’t provide you with the lowlights…
Unfortunately, Mandy Moore misread her invitation and thought she’d been invited to the Granny Awards.
Unfortunately, Imogen Heap misread her invitation and thought she’d been invited to the Tranny Awards.
Unfortunately, Nelly Furtado misread her invitation and thought she’d been invited to the Little Orphan Annie Awards.
Unfortunately, Christina Aguilera misread her invitation and thought she’d been invited to the Really Orange Tanny Awards.
Meanwhile, Brooke Hogan strutted the red carpet to her reworked cover of the 90s hit,
Pooch! There It Is!
Hillary Duff used the star-studded event to draw attention to the need for funding to rescue sea birds who get mired in oil slicks.
No caption necessary.
Last year, Justin Timberlake brought Sexy back. This year, he brought a dorky handheld camera and gave us a really good look into his nostrils.
Rock band Ok Go was renamed Ok Go Home after they showed up in stupid-assed matching upholstery.
Photos courtesy Yahoo.com
Photos courtesy Yahoo.com
>Hehee…I DID miss them, so thanks. (The Man conveniently skipped over that channel on his way to Family Guy.)I love the “NO CAPTION NECESSARY” – I will NEVER understand that junk.
>Paul Wall disgusts me.
>Heee! I like the variations on the “Gramy Awards”! Funny.I did have to watch the beginning and The Police. Then, I had to change the channel.
>OMG…thanks for that! You are honestly too much. 😉
>I didn’t see ANY of the red carpet stuff because hubs was a) refusing to change the channel and b) complaing constantly all night long about having to watch the Grammys.
>LOL. Well said.
>Looks like I didn’t miss much. This was much more entertaining!
>**Pooch! There It Is!**haha, love it.
>Ha! (Though considering what Christina Aguilera — USED to look like, I’d say even with an orange spray-on-tan, her look is vastly improved. I missed the Justin-camera-in-the-face performance, though I’d read somewhere else about his visible nose hairs. Geez, you’d think his stylist would be like, “Timberlake, you better trim those nostril vines,” ya know?
>Christina has helped me regain perspective on my life.I have been having trouble finding time to tan before my upcoming Vegas trip/Prince affair and was contemplating just going spray-on a couple days before.My resolve to make time for a good old fashioned tanning bed has been renewed.
>I so don’t understand the fascination of JT. He never brought sexy back for me.I wonder if he is going to get offers to endorse brands on nose hair clippers?
>JT looked like an awkward teenager on his “home video” shots. I kept thinking why are they letting him do that? Totally unflattering.
>Mandie Moore has the just rolled out of bed and threw something on look about her. Hillary needs an oil change. The last photo, I seriously think my Nanny had a sofa made of them back in the 70’s.
>Ha ha ha, loved that! The JT performance was like the Blair Witch Project with background music!
>Did you happen to catch Mario Cantone’s Grammy wrap-up on the View. It was hilarious. So is this!
>Who is the dude with the grills?I am missing out…:)
>His name is Paul Wall and he’s a “rapper.”