>The Trashiest Kids’ Halloween Costumes of 2010
>Halloween is right around the corner and online retailers want you to know that sexy costumes aren’t just for desperate housewives in unhappy marriages anymore! Now your daughters can get in on the action, too! Here now is my annual list of The Most Inappropriate Girls’ Halloween Costumes of 2010…
It won’t be the porridge that’s too hot when your 12-year-old wears this Tween Goldilocks Costume on Halloween!
It’s never too early to go goth, and the proof is in this Gothic Rag Doll Child Costume!
What little girl doesn’t want to be a geisha when she grows up? Now your little darlin’ can live out the fantasy in this Geisha Tween Girl’s Costume!
You’ve spent years keeping Stellabella away from Happy Meals. Now’s the time to show off her fab third grade physique with this Shipwrecked Pirate Child Costume!
You might not have had this Punk Tween Girl’s Costume in mind when you told your sixth grader she was being a punk, but come on! Roll with it, baby!
There’s no such thing as growing up too fast! Prove it by putting your Preshus Punkin in this Ravager Costume for Halloween!
And lest you worry your tween’s dress is too short, Spirit Halloween has her covered with these ultra-modest Junior Ruffle Rumba Boy shorts!
Finally, why leave 10-year-old Junior out of the fun? Turn him into every mother’s dream with this In Goth We Trust Child T-shirt!
