>Is there anything more annoying than a grown woman walking around with words on her butt? It’s bad enough that teenagers wear these ridiculous pants, but they’re teenagers, so we cut them some slack. If they didn’t make fashion mistakes, there would be something wrong with them. But a 35-year-old woman whose beehonkus is, let’s […]
July 10, 2007
>Punky’s been sick. After three straight weeks of coughing and three doctor’s visits, she’s finally been diagnosed with a sinus infection and prescribed an antibiotic. She acts like she feels fine, except that she coughs and hacks about every 30 seconds or so and it’s driving us all out of our minds. There’s not much […]
July 7, 2007
>Some people would drunk blog right now, having just returned home from an anniversary date night and having imbibed an orangetini on top of a glass of wine on top of a (my sigrnature tdrink) Frnech martini. But I refuse to do what everybdoy else would do in my situation and I refuse to drunk […]
July 6, 2007
>Hot moms are all the rage right now (I guess that’s a “nice” term for MILFs), but do any of us really feel qualified to be members? Find out the results of my hard-hitting hot mom investigation in this week’s Nashville Scene edition of Suburban Turmoil. Here it is in its entirety… The Hot Moms […]
July 5, 2007
>As the phone rang, I glanced down at the caller ID screen. Oh. It was her again. Sighing, I picked up the receiver. “Hello,” I said tiredly. “Hi,” came a small voice on the other end of the line. “Who is this, anyway?” I asked. “Who’s this?” she replied sassily. “Well it’s sure not the […]
July 3, 2007
> “My husband still expects me to get dinner on the table every night,” one of my mom friends snorted shortly after we’d both had our first babies. “He needs to understand that it’s just not going to happen anymore. This baby takes up all of my time!” I often think about that conversation as […]
July 3, 2007
> It’s the most wonderful time of the year…. Okay, maybe I’m stretching a bit, but it is Perfect Post Award time, which always makes me feel a little tiny bit like Christmas. Even in July. The Perfect Post Awards, if you didn’t know already, are a way for bloggers to award their favorite post […]
July 2, 2007
