>I Do What I’m Told
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Date: Thu, 05 Jun 2008 14:20:06 -0400
Subject: Lake Bell
From: Kelly Dowd
To: Suburban.turmoil@yahoo.com
Hey there-
Lake Bell shows DETAILS her most important assets in the
new June/July issue.
Visit here to dive deeper with an exclusive gallery of sexy
photos that show why this leggy starlet is not just another
pretty face, and also to read about her acrobatic sex scenes.
Thanks for your consideration, and please be sure to link to
our article if you run
anything.
Kelly Dowd
DETAILS
Public Relations
Date: Thu, 05 Jun 2008 15:02:31 -0400
Subject: re: Lake Bell
From: Suburban.turmoil@yahoo.com
To: Kelly Dowd
You realize, don't you, that you have sent this e-mail to a
"mommyblog?" I could invite my Lands End swimsuit-
wearing readers to "dive deeper" into Lake Bell (whomever
or whatever she is) but I don't know that they'd appreciate
the experience in the way you intended.
Best,
Lindsay
Date: Thu, 05 Jun 2008 15:37:34 -0400
Subject: re: Lake Bell
From: Kelly Dowd
To: Suburban.turmoil@yahoo.com
You are right. Sorry. A simple computer glitch seemed
to have sent the wrong article.
Hi there- Details magazine is out with our new issue and
this month we highlight the new wife stealers. You know
the guy next door who’s taking on the modern “stay at
home dad” role or your 6 year old son’s trusty soccer coach?
You might need to start thinking twice about who or what
they’re doing in their spare time. There’s a new breed of guys
out there looking to break up your marriage.
The article is here.
Thanks, as always, for considering.
Date: Thu, 05 Jun 2008 15:42:17 -0400
Subject: re: Lake Bell
From: Suburban.turmoil@yahoo.com
To: Kelly Dowd
Wow! This is great! My readers definitely need to know
that their kids' t-ball coach is probably just out to get a
piece of mommy ass.
And I'll send it to that pesky stay-at-home dad down the
street, too, to let him know I'm TOTALLY on to him
(figuratively speaking, of course).
Best,
Lindsay
>LMAO!! I get that crap all the time too. Not only that but at my work address I get offers for insurance. I am an insurance AGENT!! my e-mail address is @xyzINSURANCE.com. Some people are just idiots!
>Oh fuck.They’re on to me.
>That is hilarious. I wonder if there are any stay-at-home dads in my neighborhood…
>LOL – just LOL
>Silly magazine PR agents. Don’t they realize that by sending silly e-mails they will only assure that we WILL mention them on the blog… just not they way they were hoping for.(I write as if anyone ever sends advertising messages to my blog’s Inbox. hah!)
>BD…you’re in trouble now. We know what you’re doing on this blog. =) So funny and I loved your responses!
>Love.it. And a simple computer glitch ? hmmm…My personal favorite that has come to my inbox : some wannabe rap stars demo tape.I just wonder what exactly this PR Dude was thinking I could do…Oh right I forgot in my spare time when I’m not wiping noses, controlling tantrums or working outside the home at my “desk job” I produce . Yeah, I am solely responsible for the likes of Kanye and Diddy. Yep that’s me.
>My next door neighbor is very likely deep in the closet, so he’s out.My across-the-street neighbor is 81 and often forgets to put his teeth in, so he’s out.On the other side of my house, the guy is so disgusting that I can barely have a conversation with him. Definitely out.Um yeah, I don’t think I’m going to be trolling for nooky on my street.
>Can’t. Stop. Laughing.
>LOL – those are hilarious. I love that you actually call them on their ridiculous emails instead of letting it go. Gotta love “computer glitches” 🙂 Beckyhttp://www.stinkylemsky.typepad.com/
>I bet the SAHDs want to dive deeper into Lake Bell.
>Hahahhaa, I love it. Especially that they apologized and sent you another ridiculous link at the SAME TIME!
>There is one stay-at-home dad in my neighborhood and he’s CONSTANTLY at another stay-at-home mom’s house. Makes ya wanna say Hmmmmmmmm…..
>SAHD stand for Sex Ape Has D*ick.
>I’m sad. I never get fun mail like that. Thank god for this post today, I couldn’t stop laughing. OK, I stopped eventually. But it’s hilarious, b/c there is a SAHD next door…
>ROFL!! I am sure they must have a different definition of turmoil in the ‘burbs… regarding both of those articles, lol.
>HAHAHA that is AWESOME! I absolutely LOVE your responses.
>WTF?I’d better warn my husband. 😉
>Love it! Especially love your response about “getting a piece of mommy-ass”. LOL and then some. Thanks.
>Leave it to Details to write some sordid piece on how everyone in your neighborhood is on the prowl and then send it to blogs like this. Ahhh… why didn’t I major in PR?
>Fucking hilarious! Thanks for sharing. I am laughing out loud. Seriously. This was totally worth my de-lurk here!You rock! – Audrey
>Hilarious! Though I had to use my imagination for some of the post because the ads covered up words on the right hand side of the page. Is that usually something I need to fix on my end?
>Freaking hilarious. Because we all have time to have an affiar with the hot next door neighbor SAHD while we’re chasing our hooligans around. I must go out and search the neighborhood tomorrow.
>I forgot to say in my earlier comment that my husband is a SAHD!
>I was more excited about the big box of Cheez-its next to Miss Lake…( that should keep my brood happy for a day or maybe two…) What a sad life I live…
>no way!Thanks for sharing that. Too funny.
>Thanks for sharing, I will be on the lookout for SAHDs that are just after me! heh!!!!
>Oh gawwwd. Don’ you love how she just copied and pasted the correct “article” as if you are begging for it (much like the women the SAHD’s are looking to find) and wait by the computer at all times hoping for another emailed press release. Ew.
>This is good to know! Because after the antics in Candyland lately, I could really us a good back-up plan! I could really use the opportunity to be “stolen!” Because the hot guys are all about middle-aged mommies.
>That was hysterical. But who the hell is Lake Bell? Is it a porn star?